Blagojevich: Siannara Mother F*****S
The Governor struggling on how to 'Pop The Question' to Oprah...
UPDATE: 11:46 am
Would someone in the legislature please get up and slap this fool during his speech? PLEASE???
Did he really just use the example of an illegal immigrant mother from Mexico as someone who’s working at the airport and getting state-funded healthcare from Illinois through ALL-KIDS legislation that he spear-headed? What a moron.
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As he jumps in the SUV and heads for O’Hare to jump in the airplane funded by the very tax-payers who want to see him tossed out of that same plane this morning, a lot of things have to be going through his head. None of which I’ll bet, are “geez…..I really f’d this up. I shouldn’t have done this at all!!!”
No….instead Blagodope is looking at things from all angles wondering how he got caught and cussing himself out for not closing those loopholes in time.
The people I really truly feel sorry for in all of this is his daughters.
To grow up knowing your dad was nothing but a bag-boy for a Chicago Mayor and had the opportunity of a lifetime by becoming Governor of a state, and failing so miserably, is going to weigh heavy on them as they grow up.
To know what a scum bucket both of their parents are, is going to be even more devastating to them and I wouldn’t doubt it if they’re put in the grandparents custody soon, but then what would happen? History would repeat itself because Alderman Mel would raise them, just like he raised his daughter Patti, to be a greedy bottom-feeder. The only difference is, he’ll teach them to always assume someone is recording their conversations so as not to make the same mistakes their miserable excuse parents did.
On that note, I totally expect the governor to walk in today and flip-off each and every legislator with the nasty middle finger as a last act of defiance. Then he’ll get up there and again try to justify his actions, and why he just wanted to be friends with Oprah Winfrey. She was of course, according to him, the reason Barack Obama is President of the United States right now. He may not be far from the truth on that one though but that’s for another blog. 
Watching Fox News Chicago this morning (as we do every morning!) we saw Anne Kavanagh standing outside the home of Blago waiting for him to leave hoping to get some last, quick, witty snippet from the Guv, but was disappointed as he just ran to the SUV to now, escape the very media he was sucking on for the last 3 days. Hah. Imagine that….disappointed by our “twice elected by the people” Governor Blagodope. LOL.
Here’s hoping the door doesn’t hit you in the ass on the way out of the state building today Rod, and that OUR (The People of Illinois’) King Air 300 makes it back safely because GOD FORBID you get lucky somehow and escape your criminal prosecution!!!
Time for that one, last final FLUSH! (as he goes swirling down the pipes…)
XXXOOO
THE KANGAROOS OF CORRUPTION
It´s time to move from Illinois–
Corruption rules the land:
Blagojevich, a whipping boy,
Took his defiant stand,
But, since his manner did annoy
(No evidence to hand)
Due process thereby to destroy
Voted an angry band.
The legislators painted him
A kind of reckless goof,
Because his words weren´t always prim–
Yet still they had no proof:
The angels and the seraphim
May fly up near the roof,
But in the chamber men were grim
As justice turned aloof.
Presumption of one´s innocence
In this case having waived,
The mobocrats, they did commence
Upon the path they paved
Long in advance–and who knows hence
Their precedent depraved
Will lead to what? The consequence
May be freedom enslaved.
He strove to do the people´s good,
The governor´s words came rich,
But still the motley angry brood
Preferred to bait-and-switch:
Although his truth they understood
It was a witch-hunt which
To judgment rushed, and him they booed
As though he were a snitch.
Sententious proud the Mighty Quinn
He led them in their jeers,
The angry throng, and by his spin
Turned truth, from what appears
Self-evident, to something thin
Which mob concensus clears,
And though the governor sought to win
Commonsense no one hears.
“A world of allegation doth
Not make a criminal act,”
So said he, but, as behemoth
The mob cared not for fact:
“Impeach, impeach!” they cried, none loath
Reticence to retract,
Conjectures hurling rancid wroth
As calumnies attacked.
So their removal of the Guv
Went off without a hitch–
Whom none might bend so they did shove,
Wrath wrought to feverish pitch;
Ill-tempered legislators of
Corruption in each niche,
Sans justice–much less human love–
Due Rod Blagojevich.
Yet, whom all shun, the gods salute,
And so man´s race is run:
Although the facts men may confute
Colluding everyone,
Who falls so low in men´s repute
The heavens do not shun,
Telling him, “Your speech was a beaut,
And you a man, my son.”
Before the mob he had his say
But they removed him anyway
Ere evidence came into play:
Good people, it is time to pray
That when the court your work reviews
In calumny and wrathful ruse
The judgment-sitters in their pews
Be not the same ole kangaroos.
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Illinois senate tells Rod Blagojevich to not let the door hit him in the butt on the way out
Personally, I am going to miss this guy. He epitomizes the worst of Democratic politics.