Patti up the river without a paddle (just like her husband!) on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!”

The NBC Series “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!” started tonight and without any ado, just like her husband, Patti Blagojevich steals the show in true ‘Rod’ fashion.

As they were walking across a stream, Patti apparently fell and went for a ride (much like her husband took us all on). Trying to cling to low hanging branches, Patti Blagodope survived so that she, in the true showmanship of her husband, ousted Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, could recite word for word, the very lines that we’ve been hearing come out of Rod’s mouth for the last 6 months.

When asked by The Hill’s, Spencer Platt, why her husband was facing jail time, we heard the all too familiar lines of how wonderful Rod Blagojevich is.

Her reply, after thinking about the obvious words of advise from her husband’s attorney, “NO MATTER WHAT, STICK TO THE SCRIPT!!!”, she actually muttered word for word, the mantra of  “how he gave health-care to all children in Illinois, and making sure that all children have preschool” OH PLEASE!!!!  Then Spencer Pratt, in his true Hollywood liberal self declared that when he met Rod, HE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM TO BE PRESIDENT!”  Oh My God.  Who would have guessed that?

Rod Blagodope wanted his dog and pony show, but he wanted to star in it. Unfortunately, a Federal judge did’nt see things the same way he did and said no to him being on the show.  Instead, he’s trusting BLEEPING PATTI, to do the job he wasn’t allowed to do.  What’s eating a tarantula, and some monkey poop if she can help pay the legal bill for her  hero, Testicular Virility Man!  She knows when it’s all said and done, he’s going to jail and she’s going to left holding the BLEEPING bag!

The "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!" website blooper still showing that soon to be jailed ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich on the show.

Oh yeah…..NBC in their apparent rush to get the show aired, forgot to change the website for the “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!”.  When going through the profiles for the contestants, it still shows Rod in his trademark bullsh*t grin on his face.